Funny New Year’s resolutions Collections Entertainment Fiction Information December 29, 2019December 29, 2019 Click here to watch the video Happy New Year and hope you have better New Year’s resolutions than I do When the new year approaches, we tend to imagine good stuff that we will be performing from the start of this new year. Unfortunately, some or most of these “resolutions” tend to finish before being started. And the same thing happens year after year; new resolutions and same old story. I am posting some funny New Year’s resolutions. These are not my actual resolutions but I am listing them to have some fun. Hope you can sit down, relax and enjoy reading them so that you can crack a smile on your face.The purpose of these resolutions is to have a laugh and not to practise them. Although you can try to practise and maybe fail 🙂 . Click here to subscribe to this Blog List of funny resolutions The first New Year’s resolution is not to arrive home on early morning of New Year’s day…half drunk. And trying to open the front door with the car keysThe second resolution is to honour all the New Year’s resolutions or to postpone them to next yearTo go on diet after New Year’s eve, well maybe Valentine’s Day or Carnival, or better yet St. Patrick’s Day though I do love a big easter dinnerIn January – New year and new me. In February back to normalTo scrap any New Year’s resolutions of previous yearsTo start writing 2020 instead of 2019 To leave the past behind me, so if I owe you money, you can forget itWhenever I buy something new, I will try to read the instruction manualTo stop going away with other people’s pens, only if the pens are cheapTo clean my room more than once (a year) Pay off my credit cards every month in full with my other credit cardsTo go to the gym and meet my friendsTo wash my car before it rainsTo spend less time on YouTube and Facebook from midnight to 6 in the morningTo remember any online password which is not “A12345” or “password1” but something on the lines of “hd3*fH7kDie1!”To brush my teeth twice a day and not twice a week / month /yearNot to bark each time I see a dog or a catTo sleep regular hours and not during working hours Hope you liked these funny New Year’s Resolution. While I hope that you visit this blog again in the future, I would like to greet you with a Happy New Year. Click here to subscribe to this Blog Share this now:RedditTumblrPinterestWhatsAppTwitterFacebookLinkedInLike this:Like Loading...