Happy New Year and hope you have better New Year’s resolutions than I do

When the new year approaches, we tend to imagine good stuff that we will be performing from the start of this new year. Unfortunately, some or most of these “resolutions” tend to finish before being started. And the same thing happens year after year; new resolutions and same old story.

I am posting some funny New Year’s resolutions. These are not my actual resolutions but I am listing them to have some fun. Hope you can sit down, relax and enjoy reading them so that you can crack a smile on your face.
The purpose of these resolutions is to have a laugh and not to practise them. Although you can try to practise and maybe fail 🙂 .

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List of funny resolutions

• The first New Year’s resolution is not to arrive home on early morning of New Year’s day…half drunk. And trying to open the front door with the car keys
• The second resolution is to honour all the New Year’s resolutions or to postpone them to next year
• To go on diet after New Year’s eve, well maybe Valentine’s Day or Carnival, or better yet St. Patrick’s Day though I do love a big easter dinner
• In January – New year and new me. In February back to normal
• To scrap any New Year’s resolutions of previous years
• To start writing 2020 instead of 2019
• To leave the past behind me, so if I owe you money, you can forget it
• Whenever I buy something new, I will try to read the instruction manual
• To stop going away with other people’s pens, only if the pens are cheap
• To clean my room more than once (a year)

• Pay off my credit cards every month in full with my other credit cards
• To go to the gym and meet my friends
• To wash my car before it rains
• To spend less time on YouTube and Facebook from midnight to 6 in the morning
• To remember any online password which is not “A12345” or “password1” but something on the lines of “hd3*fH7kDie1!”
• To brush my teeth twice a day and not twice a week / month /year
• Not to bark each time I see a dog or a cat
• To sleep regular hours and not during working hours

Hope you liked these funny New Year’s Resolution. While I hope that you visit this blog again in the future, I would like to greet you with a Happy New Year.

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